zim script reading

ok, Sorry i haven't posted in a while but i've been busy. anyways, last night on facebook operation head pigions posted a video from invadercon 2011. it's a script reading of the unmade episode day of da spookies. her'es the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17jFxjmxt4

Invader Dib part 1

Invader Dib: The Invader Zim Movie

(Blackness; We hear GIR, Zim’s robot speak)

Gir: Master?

(Zim’s eyes open a little)

Gir: Masterrrrrrrrrr?

(Zim’s eyes open more)

Gir: WAKE UP MASTER!

(Zim is surprised and wide awake)

Gir: (In singsong voice) I made you waffles!

Zim: Not now Gir. I need to focus on the Invasion. We only have 3 days before the Irkin Armada arrives here.

Gir: OHHHHHHHHH! I’m gonna make a pie.

(Zim’s alarm clock goes off)

Zim: Time to go to that filthy building of SSSSSSSSTINKY FFFFILTH! THE SKOOL!

(Montage of Zim getting ready for Skool)

Nickelodeon Movies Presents

A Jhonen Vaskez Production

Richard Horvitz as Zim

Andy Berman as Dib

Rosearik Rikki Simons as Gir

Melissa Fahn as Gaz

The Invader Zim Movie: Invader Dib

(continue opining credits)

( at skool)

Ms. Bitters: Okay class today’s lesson is about

(creak)

Ms Bitters: Dib?

Dib: Sorry Ms. Bitters, I thought I saw a Bigfoot baby in front of the school.

Ms. Bitters: Again? (sighs) One more excuse Dib and you get detention.

(Dib says nothing as he goes to his desk)

Ms. Bitters: OK. Today’s lesson is about how to defeat aliens.

(Zim gasps)

Dib: What’s wrong Zim? Afraid we’ll learn how to defeat you?

Zim: Of corse not. It just took me by surprise is all. Hehe

(at lunch)

Dib: I can’t believe it Gaz. It’s been almost a year and I’m still the only one that knows Zim is an alien.

Gaz: Be quiet Dib. Unless you want to meet aliens in space.

(Dib sighs)

(Zim enters his house where he smells something)

Zim: Wait I know this smell. It’s WAFFLES! Gir, I told you I don’t want any waffles.

Gir: AWW.

Zim: I’m much more concerned with having Earth ready to destroy when the Tallest and the Irken Armada get here.

Gir: But… I… I… Like taquitos.

Zim: What does that have to do with anything?

Gir: I don’t know.

Zim: I’m fed up with your outbursts GIR. You either shape up or get shipped out, understand GIR?

Gir (in serious mode) Yes, my master.

Zim: That’s more like it. Now come GIR. We must get some rest. We have a big day at school tomorrow.

THE NEXT DAY

Ms Bitters: OK. As you know next week we have our annual “ the school needs money” fundraiser. This year our class gets to choose what we spend it on. Any ideas?

(Dib raises his hand)

Dib: I’ve noticed that Zim isn’t here yet.

Ms. Bitters: That’s completely unrelated to the lesson. Now you have to go spend your lunch with the rats.

(Zim walks in)

Zim: Sorry I’m late Ms. Bitters. Traffic was LOOOOOOONG.

Ms. Bitters: OK Zim. Go to Recess now.

(at recess)

Zim: I forgot my backpack. I have to go back inside.

(the door is locked)

(Zim peeks inside and sees ms bitters.)

(ms bitters flashes from human to IRKEN)

(zim is shocked, and runs in quickly to get his backpack)

(ms. Bitters sees him and stops him)

Zim: You. Your IRKEN!

Ms. Bitters: that’s right. And I’m here to get my revenge.

Zim: wait. How can you be Irken? All those stories you told us about the candy zombies. And outer space. All those stories from your childhood!

Ms. Bitters: OH for crying out loud I was lying!

Zim: what about today’s lesson? About how to defeat aliens.

Ms. Bitters: that was fake.

Zim: so, how did you get to earth?

Ms. Bitters: well, it all started 20 years ago. Operation Impending Doom was just beginning.

(ms. Bitters flashes back)

Ms. Bitters: I was one of the Tallest then. Now-tallest Red and Purple decided to overthrow me.

Tallest Red: You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it.

Tallest purple: Right and those who have heard of it, dare not speak its name.

Ms. Bitters: They sent me to this horrible planet, and when the Contol Brain asked where I was they showed her a stickey note with this planet in question marks.

Zim: (gasp) My assignment. But why do you want revenge. Why?

Ms. Bitters: For-

Zim: WHY?!

. Ms. Bitters: For-

Zim: WHY?!

Ms. Bitters: For-

Zim: WHY?!

Ms. Bitters: For ruining Operation: Impending Doom.

Zim: but I blew up more than any other invader

Ms. Bitters: You blew up all the other invaders, except me.

Zim: but there’s one thing I don’t understand. How could you not know that Tak was Irken?

Ms Bitters: Tak was Irken?!

Zim: yeah

Ms bitters: She must have been too well disguised. However, I knew you were Irken the minute I saw you. I recognized you for the overzealous Irken you are the minute you walked in my classroom.

Zim: then how come you didn’t say anything?

Ms bitters: I didn’t want to be called a lunatic like Dib.

Zim: oh, that makes sense.

(the bell rings and everyone goes back in the classroom)

Cut to: Zim’s house

Roboparents: welcome home son.

(zim takes out a blaster and blows them up)

Zim: Minimoose!

(minimoose meeps)

Zim: Fetch me a soda

(minimoose does so and then Gir enters)

Gir: Hey master

Zim: what

Gir: hey master

Zim: what

(this continues and then zim says)

Zim: WHAT ALREADY!?!?!?

Gir: Hi.

(Gir giggles as he leaves)

(meanwhile at dib’s house)

Prof. membrane: Son, I need to talk to you.

Dib: Why

Prof. Membrane: there’s something I need to tell you

Dib: what is it

PM: I’ve been noticing your activity in your para-science, and I’ve noticed that you havn’t really been enjoying my work. So, Dib, I think it’s time I told you the truth. You aren’t my son. I adopted you. I thought you would be a good Igor as it were. But I now see that you aren’t interested in my work. So, iv’e decided, that I’ll help you fight off this Zim person you keep talking about.

What should happen next?

Comment with your suggestions

This is my first post

Hello, Humans. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. I like waffles. Prepare for your moosey fate. By now you've probably guessed that this blog is all about the Nickelodeon Tv Show "Invader Zim. " For those of you who don't know what this is Here's a wikipedia link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invader_zim Anyway, this blog will have trivia questions, quotes, randomness, and my in-progress script to the Invader Zim movie "Invader Dib"! Feel free to comment, suggest ideas for this blog, and have fun. The only thing I ask is that YOU DO NOT TROLL! I WILL REPORT YOU IF YOU DO!